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"The saddest thing in life is the waste of good talent."
--Lorenzo, "A Bronx Tale"

"Charity is pardoning the unpardonable."
--C.K. Chesterton

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."
--Larry Hardiman

"The future is uncertain and the end is always near."
--The Doors

"Forget about the past. Don't worry about the future--it will soon be here and be old. And you know it don't come easy."
--Ringo Starr

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, fore he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
--Jules, "Pulp Fiction"

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
--Andy Dufresne, "Shawshank Redemption"

"I'd rather be a hammer than a nail. Yes I would, if I only could."
--Simon and Garfunkel

"Do you think fish are jealous that we can swim but they can't walk?"
--Nat Hildebrand

"Its much harder to escape villainy, fore it runs faster than death."
--Socrates

"Just because something can be, it does not follow that it should be."
--George Grant, Technology and Justice

"You are all wierdos!"
--Sam the Eagle, "The Great Muppet Caper"

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
--Ferris, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

"Hence it is better never to study at all than to occupy ourselves with objects which are so difficult that we are unable to distinguish what is true from what is false, and are forced to take the doubtful as certain; for in such matters the risk of diminishing our knowledge is greater than our hope of increasing it."
--Descartes

"Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of travelling."
--Margaret Lee Runbeck

"Some dreams come true, some don't. But keep on dreamin'."
--"Pretty Woman"

"No. Try no. Do or do not. There is no try."
--Yoda

"We were hatched in a Styrofoam Big Mac box-it's no wonder we look to the lab coats for spiritual guidance. We grew up on the heels of an atomic blast, civil unrest, napalm and disco, and we're looking for answers-fast."
--Peter C. Vitale

"What the American people don't know makes them the American public."
--Ray Zalinsky, "Tommy Boy"

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