"...and so it was said..."
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Jack Handey
Norm Peterson
Homer Simpson
"Yea--though I walk through the valley of death, I fear no evil, because I
am the meanest mother fucker in the valley."
--Gen. George Patton
"Of course, we know that there are wild beasts lurking
in every human being--the beast of explosive fury."
--Fyodor Dostoevsky
"It is better to die on my feet than to
live a lifetime upon my knees."
--Emiliano Zapata
"When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and
life stands explained."
--Mark Twain
"You say you want a revolution, well you
know, we'd all like to see the plan."
--Beatles
"Even a blind squirrel gets
a nut now and then."
--Billy Gunn
"Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today."
--James Dean
"I choose life."
--Renton, "Trainspotting"
"If a man hasn't discovered something
that he will die for, he is not fit to live."
--Martin Luther King, Jr.
"The object of war is not to die for
your country, but to make the other
bastard die for his."
--Gen. George Patton
"Losing love is like a window in your heart:
everybody sees you're blown apart;
everybody feels the wind blow."
--Paul Simon
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears."
--Albert Einstein
"Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness,
but its better than drinkin' alone."
--Billy Joel
"I could cry for the time I've wasted, but that's a waste of time and
tears."
--Willie Nelson
"Kramer, you're crazy."
"Am I? Am I? Or am I just so sane
that I blew your mind?"
--Seinfeld
"I don't dig on swine."
--Jules, "Pulp Fiction"
"You are told a lot about your education, but some beautiful, sacred
memory, preserved since childhood, is perhaps the best education of
all. If a man carries many such memories into life with him, he is saved
for the rest of his days. And even if only one good memory is left in our
hearts, it may also be the instrument of our salvation one day."
--Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Jack Handey
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