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"The country needs and, unless I mistake, the country demands, bold persistent experimentation. It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something."
--Franklin D. Roosevelt

"People will tell you that war is all glory, but boys, its all hell."
--William Tecumseh Sherman

"Nothing left to win, and nothing else to lose."
--U2

"Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy."
--Eagles

"We're on a mission from God."
--Elwood, "The Blues Brothers"

"No, life is given to me only once, and never will be again - I don't want to sit waiting for universal happiness. I want to live myself; otherwise it's better not to live at all."
--Raskolnikov, Crime and Punishment-Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I said hey, breakdowns come and breakdowns go. What are you going to do about it--that's what I would like to know."
--Paul Simon

"I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead."
--Mal, "Silverado"

"...That we shall be better, braver, and more active men if we believe it right to look for what we don't know than if we believe there is no point in looking because what we don't know we can never discover."
--Plato

"Bad company corrupts good morals."
--1 Corr 15:33

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
--C. G. Jung

"The designated hitter violates the first words of the rule book ('Baseball is a game between two teams of nine players each...')."
--George F. Will

"College is the best four years of your life. You have to get naked early and often."
--David Garofalo, ND Class of 2000

"If wishes were horses the beggars would ride."
--Jeff Lamb

"What is this thing called life that we can put a numerical value on it?"
--unknown

"Its time to move on, time to get goin'. What lies ahead we have no way of knowin'. But under my feet, baby, the grass is growin'."
--Tom Petty

"Mr. President, have pity on the working man."
--Randy Newman

"It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair."
--George Burns

"You don't need the weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
--Bob Dylan

"Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you."
--Herman Blume, "Rushmore"

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